Staff Appreciation Day was held at the company today for those who haven’t been fired or laid off yet. We got free pizza and a T-shirt in lieu of raises this year. The Boss and I stood at our booth and got swarmed by the masses scavenging for free items.
During a break, I went over to the Public Relations booth and got my picture taken with a local television station meteorologist. I tried to talk The Boss into getting his picture taken, too, but he said the only reason he’d go over was if he got to shake the meteorologist’s hand and say, “Your hand is soft and supple…like a woman…”
The Boss is more machine now than man; twisted and evil.