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The scene: Morning in the bathroom:

Me: Where’s my floss?

Mr. Capp: Are you experiencing a loss of floss?

Me: Did you toss my floss?

Mr. Capp: Toss your floss? Are you on the sauce?

Me: I’ll be cross without my floss.

Mr. Capp: And your teeth will grow moss.

Me: …

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