Inside Mr. Capp’s fortune cookie Friday night:
“Someone from your past will return to steal your heart”
My money’s on Dr. Dowling. Mr. Capp isn’t so sure. He says he already left his heart at Jewish Hospital. I told him the fortune cookie has shed new light on the possibility that the new heart could be repossessed, so he’d better be careful, or he might wake up in a tub full of ice in a hotel room somewhere.