Weekly classified ads for bored people

More classified ads from our weekly paper:

WANTED: Mowing jobs. 1,000 acre minimum.

FOR SALE: He-Man Master of the Universe action figures, Castle Greyskull, Snake Mountain, all originals. $240 for all. Also, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures, all originals, with cards, lunch bags, etc. $140 for all.

WANTED: A Rottweiler pup to replace my granddaughters.

FREE: Puppies. Very cute and fluffy. Daddy was a traveller.

WANTED: Two guitarists looking for a drummer, bass player and singer for an original rock band. Must have own equipment, costumes and transportation with vehicle insurance. Must be willing to drive both guitarists to gigs, then bring them back home.

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