Some ways in which my vacation was better than being at work (other than the obvious):
1) Consuming endless cups of tea made by Brian vs. listening to KIA drone on endlessly about her days in the CIA.
2) Watching MST3K vs. talking customers down off the ledge.
3) Lebowski Fests and blimps vs. bloated bureaucrats and irrational decisions.
4) Free range napping vs. stealth napping.
5) Actual sunlight vs. fluorescent light.