From September 2003:
DW: I have to do a Powerpoint presentation. I hate Powerpoint.
Me: Me, too. Most people just make slides they read to the audience, and their content sucks. They may as well have just handed out copies of a Word document.
DW: Just because you know how to use Word doesn’t make you William Freaking Faulkner, now does it?
Me: See if you can work in the phrase “ineluctable modality” to your presentation. I’ll pay you five dollars if you can manage to do it.