For those of you playing along with the home version of our game, please move your Scooterdeb-shaped pin to Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Things I learned today:
In Indiana, for every three civilian cars, there will be one police car.
In Illinois, there will be one dead deer on the side of the road per mile traveled. There may even be one in the middle of the road, so get in the other lane.
In Missouri, personalized license plates must be inexpensive, because everyone has one.
In Oklahoma, they will charge you $3.50 to drive on the funky toll road. And when I say funky, I mean, “needs repair”. I hope they use my toll money for good and not evil.