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At the Burger King in Marina Del Rey:

Me: I’d like a large iced tea with not so much ice.

Counter Lady {motions to tea dispensers}: Regular or unsweetened?

Me: Oh, the regular is raspberry tea?

Counter Lady: Yes.

Me: I’ll take the regular.

Counter Lady {wrestles with dispenser; tries one, then the next without success; leaves to check WTF is going on in the back with the dispensers; finally returns}: The pump is busted! It’s a damn good thing we aren’t running a hospital around here!

Me: …

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