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At Jerry’s Famous Deli:

Me: Man, this menu is rather lengthy.

Brian: It’s available as a Book on Tape.

Me: …

Brian: Kenneth Branagh reads it.

Me: …

Brian: But that’s only for the Marina Del Rey menu. Henry Kissinger reads the Costa Mesa menu.

Me: …

Brian: And Steffi Graf reads the West Hollywood menu.

Me {to waiter} Check, please.

Brian: Can we order first?

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