Me: Oh, look… iMovie has a Ken Burns Effect you can apply to your projects.
Brian: Does that mean it renders your video clip worthy, but dull, so that people have to pretend they like it so they can appear intelligent and watch it when they’d rather be watching Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Brian: Or does it mean that it stretches out your video clip for ten weeks and gives you a really bad haircut?
Me: Am I just going to have retitle my blog and call it “Brian Says”?
Brian: That’s the name of my other blog.