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Everyone should take the opportunity to declare their independence from low-paying jobs this July 4th weekend.

I know I did.

This means that Bert Parks called. I get to wear the tiara and carry my bundle of roses down the walkway while he sings,

There she is, your new employee
There she is, your ideal
The dreams of a million girls
Who applied for this job
May come true in Los Angeles
Oh she may turn out to be
The queen of this office branch

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