Five Things I didn’t say to Hulk Hogan:
1) Man, I *really* loved you in The A-Team, and I pity the fool who didn’t.
2) That whole New World Order thing. What a mistake!
3) I was AT Madison Square Garden, and I still say the Iron Shiek was robbed.
4) You were great in Mr. Belvedere.
5) Boy, sometimes charity really hurts!