Hey, here’s a fun question for all you long-time readers. Can you guess how the Friday afternoon parties at my new work are DIFFERENT from the Friday afternoon parties at my old work?
And the obvious answer of, “Duh! Your old work didn’t HAVE Friday afternoon parties! You people could barely scrape up enough enthusiasm to briefly assemble for ten minutes in the break room when someone had a birthday! Your old co-workers were so angry at each other, they couldn’t stand to be in that cramped space any longer than was necessary to pass out from the aroma of KIA heating up a mystery dish in the microwave!” doesn’t count.
The answer can be summed up in one word.