Me: Spilled coffee. White shirt. It’s a sign.
B: You can look for bibs at Robinsons-May.
Me: You’re always so helpful.
B: Is your favorite actor Ben Spiller?
B: Is your favorite movie The Spilling Fields?
Me: I’m buying ONLY white shirts from now on.
B: Is your favorite Bob Dylan song Leopard Skin Spillbox Hat?
Me: When they said, “Come over a sit a spell”, I heard, “Come over and set a spill.”
B: Is your favorite book To Spill a Mockingbird?
Me: I won the school spilling bee.
B: Is your favorite actor Spill Murray?
Me: That’s enough.
B: Is your favorite actress Tori Spilling?
B: If you were a secret agent, would you have a license to spill?
Me: I’m warning you.
B: Is your favorite condiment a spill pickle?
Me: If I were in a movie, I’d get top spilling.
B: Would you star with Robin Spilliams and Spilly Crystal?
B: Do you like to mosh to White Wedding by Spilly Idol?
B: Is your favorite work of early English Literature The Spiller’s Tale by Chaucer?
B: I have more, but I’ll just put them in your comments after you post this conversation. Because I already know you’ll blog this.