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At the water cooler:

Me: That woman left around 11 this morning.

CCW: I’m glad I didn’t have to talk to her. We used to work together and she always made me angry.

Me: By doing what?

CCW: Oh, she always thought she was better than me. And I have to say, there isn’t anyone here that’s better than me or anyone else.

Me: That’s right. We all put our clothes on one tentacle at a time.

CCW: …

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