At the water cooler:
Me: That woman left around 11 this morning.
CCW: I’m glad I didn’t have to talk to her. We used to work together and she always made me angry.
Me: By doing what?
CCW: Oh, she always thought she was better than me. And I have to say, there isn’t anyone here that’s better than me or anyone else.
Me: That’s right. We all put our clothes on one tentacle at a time.