At the water cooler:
Me: I found this in the back of the bottom drawer.
CCW: It’s an umbrella.
Me: What’s an umbrella?
CCW: It keeps the rain off of you.
Me: How’d one of those get here, then?
CCW: Someone from the New York office left it here by accident several years ago. We’ve kept it around in case anyone here has needed to use it.
Me: I’ll shake the dust off of it and put it back in the drawer.