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At the water cooler:

Me: I found this in the back of the bottom drawer.

CCW: It’s an umbrella.

Me: What’s an umbrella?

CCW: It keeps the rain off of you.

Me: How’d one of those get here, then?

CCW: Someone from the New York office left it here by accident several years ago. We’ve kept it around in case anyone here has needed to use it.

Me: I’ll shake the dust off of it and put it back in the drawer.

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