Special “Wacky E-mail from Mr. Capp” Edition!

Mr. Capp: At the gym, I work on the weights and eliptical machine.

Me: I heart the elliptical machine.

Mr. Capp: Is that how it is spelled? I didn’t know. How come everything is spelled funny these days? Like that Al guy your mother is worried about bombing LA. Al Quaeda, how come he couldn’t have taken the name Al Johnson? Or Al Smith? What the hell kinda name is Quaeda? It all goes back to us not making them learn english when they come here. We let them speak their own funny languages, and see how out-of-hand everything gets?


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