The security guy at work wandered up to my office today to hang around and make small talk. People only want to do that when they can see you’re incredibly busy. It’s uncanny, really.
Moe: Your hair looks really great today.
Moe: What’d you do differently?
Moe: No, really. What’s different?
Me: Are you saying it doesn’t usually look great?
Moe: It’s usually OK. But today it looks *really* great.
Moe: So, are you going to tell me what you did different to it today?
Moe: Did you brush it or something?
Me: I have to get back to work.