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At the water cooler:

CCW: I saw two transvestites at the 99-cent store last night.

Me: I saw two lesbians making out in front of the Thank-You Mart during my lunch break.

CCW: This isn’t a contest.

Me: Sorry. Please continue with your story.

CCW: I don’t have a story. I was just telling you about the transvestites.

Me: Then I was just telling you about the lesbians.

CCW: This isn’t a contest.

Me: …

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