At the neighborhood block party:

Neighbor: I’m from Virginia. More US Presidents were from Virginia than from any other state.

Brian: Is that something to be proud of?

Neighbor: Well… umm… Thomas Jefferson was from Virginia.

Brian: Isn’t he the guy who helped drive out the English?

Neighbor: He didn’t just help drive them out. He handed their asses to them on a plate.

Brian: I think we need more of that in this country.

English Neighbors: {blink}


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