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At a social event:

Guest: You have an accent, don’t you?

Me: No.

Guest: Yes, you do.

Me: No, I’m sure I talk like everyone else here, so I do.

Guest: I figured you weren’t from around here when you started talking about “settin’ on the porch”.

Me: …

Busted twice in one day!!

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