On the phone with my father:
Dad: It’s snowing here.
Me: Is the ground covered?
Dad: Not yet.
Dad: What’s the weather like out there?
Dad: Is it cool and overcast?
Me: No. It’s sunny and 75 degrees.
Dad: Are you serious?
Me: Yes. People are out walking around in shorts.
Dad: There are times when I would just rather not be talking to you.