Me: I just updated my NaNoWriMo word count.
Brian: What’s your word count?
Me: 30,019. They have a list of all the word counts so far that people have turned in. Los Angeles is fourth with 4.2 million words. But Maryland is first, with 5.3 million words. Maryland is small. How can an entire state have produced that many words?
Brian: Because there’s bugger all else to do there.