Moe: Do you have any new pictures on your Palm?
Me: I always have new pictures on my Palm. Here’s some from yesterday.
Moe: Who’s this?
Me: That’s my friend Brian.
Moe: Does he play guitar?
Me: Yes, he plays guitar. How could you tell from just a picture?
Moe: It’s the hair.
Me: OMG!! That’s what he’s been saying for years!
Moe: He should cut his hair before someone mistakes him for a beautiful woman.
Me: It’s too late for that.