Marukan: My knees are scabby.
MS: Why are your knees scabby?
Brian: Scabby? Wasn’t he Scooby Doo’s friend?
Marukan: Because I fall down a lot.
MS: Maybe you have that disease like that guy had.
Brian: Do you have dropsy?
Marukan: I’m bleeding.
Brian: Do you have Tumpinson’s Disease?
Marukan: MSN says “Harry Potter on fire in the box office”.
MS: There’s no smoking in the cinema.
Brian: I didn’t even know what the name of the movie was until the title card came on the screen.
Me: What, the Goblet of Fire?
Brian: Not to be confused with the Irish movie, Harry Potter and the Gobshite of Fire.
Marukan: I’m still bleeding.
Brian: We have plasters.
Marukan: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Brian: I’ll get them for you before I throw up.
MS: Now I have that song stuck in my head.
LB: What, the one about the hillbilly collecting the flatmeat?
Me: Did you have the fish or the chicken?
Brian: Your post is spinning out of control. The control tower is going to have to talk you down. Look at the screen in front of you. Do you see a “Publish Post” button? Please press it now.