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Scooterdeb: {picks a single hair from own sweater and gently places it on Marukan’s leg}

Marukan: Hey!

Car: {Idles gently at red light, unaware of potential for commotion in passenger compartment}

Marukan: {picks a single hair from own sweatshirt and gently places it on Scooterdeb’s leg}

Scooterdeb: {pretends not to notice}

Marukan: {picks another hair from own sweatshirt and gently places it on Scooterdeb’s leg}

Scooterdeb: Hey!

Marukan: Any further hair visited upon me shall be visited tenfold upon your leg.

Scooterdeb: …

Marukan: By God, sir, I will not abide another hair.

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