Tips to Make Life Better:
1) If you have a loose button on an article of clothing, and said button removes itself and falls on the floor of the ladies’ room, just let it go. Because, man… it’s gone.
2) If you want to order pizza online so that you don’t have to talk to the order-taking-guy at the restaurant, be sure to hit SUBMIT. Because if you don’t, and then call the restaurant an hour later asking why TF your pizza hasn’t been delivered, you’ll only be making yourself look bad.