Elementary School Christmas Programs – A Comparative Study
It will be billed as a “Winter Holiday Program”, but will be called the “Annual Christmas Program” once you arrive.
There will be a chorus director who conducts as if he or she is standing in front of the London Philharmonic.
The kindergarten class will sing first, and after they leave the stage, all the parents and extended family members of the kindergarten students will leave the auditorium (unless the chorus director had the foresight to schedule an All Classes Finale).
All the parents will talk non-stop until their child’s class takes the stage; then they will tell everyone else to STFU.
The name of the school on the program.