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Special “Wacky Phone Conversation Featuring My Mother” Edition!

Me: Hello?

Mother: Hey, how was your Christmas party gift-swap at work?

Me: Fine. You know I don’t participate in those things.

{fifteen minutes later}

Mother: Hey, how was your Christmas party gift-swap at work?

Me: …

Mother: Did you get anything nice?

Me: Are you drinking?

Mother: …

Me: What are you drinking?

Mother: Eggnog.

Me: You’d better put the cup down. It sounds like you’ve had enough.

Mother: I’m not going anywhere. I’m sitting on the couch watching the Charlie Brown Christmas Special.

Me: …

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