That pretty blonde woman I asked out for Thursday night? The one who is still upset that Mariska Hargitay got the Law and Order: SVU job and she didn’t? She has to stay home and wash her mother’s hair. Or something.
I wish CK were here. She’d go to the Friars Club of Beverly Hills with me. We’d drink too much and laugh too much and talk too loud and touch the other patrons inappropriately.