At the Starbucks:
Me: I have tickets to the Craig Ferguson show for Tuesday’s taping.
CCW: Who’s Craig Ferguson?
Me: He does the Late, Late Show on CBS at 12:30.
CCW: Is he that guy with the accent?
Me: Umm… yeah…
CCW: I saw him last night. He’s funny. Where’s the show?
Me: At the CBS Television City.
CCW: Well, la-ti-dah!
Me: Based on your order, it’s more like an iced half-caf quad venti sugar-free hazlenut skinny no-whip latte-dah.