Special Wacky Phone Call With My Mother Edition!
Mother: It snowed here today.
Mother: It stuck to the grass and there was a little on the sidewalk.
Me: You should’ve let the snow making machine run all night so you could have enough for snowboarding.
Mother: This morning it was 30 degrees.
Me: Oh, man! Today it got down to 61 and everyone was all bundled up in sweaters and thermal underwear and parkas and scarves and mittens and what have you.
Me: It was so cold when I was at lunch, that I had to stop at the Thank You Mart and buy a hoodie so I could manage the walk back to the office.
Mother: I think the end of the world is coming soon.