While watching Braveheart:
William Wallace: Ask your king to his face, and see if his eyes can convince you of the truth.
Marukan: Did he just say, “Ask King Doucheface”?
Me: That was Edward The Longshanks other title.
MS: I also thought he said, “Ask King Doucheface…”
Brian: I asked you people if you wanted the subtitles turned on.