Me: Are you going to post that grocery store conversation about Fresh?
Brian: I’m just about to. Unless you want to blog it.
Me: No, because I wasn’t the one that brought up the size of his dick.
Brian: Then you should blog THIS conversation.
Me: OK, I’m finished. Are you done, yet?
Brian: No, I’m still working on it.
Me: Because it’s lengthy?
Brian: Unlike Fresh’s dick.
Me: You’re fixated.
Brian: It’s my Irish-Catholic upbringing. I was reared to have sympathy for those less fortunate than myself.