On a walk over to a friend’s house, I happened upon two well-dressed young ladies who ended up walking behind me. A cell phone rang.
Oh, hi, Dad!
I’m walking with Nessie.
We’re going over to Aura’s house for a photo shoot.
Yes, Dad, it’s a legitimate gig. We’re getting paid and everything.
No, we get to wear our own clothes.
No, Dad, it’s not a child porn photo shoot.