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During lunch, TD and I were watching Everyday Italian on the Food Network.

Me: What is that? Deep fried ravioli?

TD: I think it’s cheese. I don’t think she eats what she fixes.

Me: She always samples it once it’s done.

TD: Maybe she *samples* it, but I don’t think she eats it. She’s too skinny.

Me: You’re skinny.

TD: Yeah, but I don’t like skinny girls.

Me: Why not?

TD: Because I’m just tryin’ to make love, not start a fire.

Me: …

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