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Neighbor: How long have you lived here?

Me: A year.

Neighbor: I’ve lived here fifteen years and I’ve only been swimming at that beach four times.

Me: The water’s too cold for swimming.

Neighbor: Oh, it ain’t no nipple erectus.

Me: …

Neighbor: And you could always wear a wetsuit.

Me: …

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