Me: Why do we get Memorial Day off at work? It’s not even a proper holiday.

New Tech Guy: You do know that I’m a veteran, right?

Me: Were you in the shit?

New Tech Guy: Yeah. I was in the shit.

Me: What I *meant* was that Memorial Day should be MADE into a proper holiday by instituting a gift exchange. Yes, all veterans should receive presents on Memorial Day.

New Tech Guy: …

Me: And since you’re a veteran, you’re invited to our First Ever Memorial Day Party.

New Tech Guy: Do you have a barbecue?

Me: No, we don’t have a barbecue. It’s a BYOGFG party.

New Tech Guy: What’s that?

Me: Bring Your Own George Foreman Grill.

New Tech Guy: …


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