Never ask Marukan’s opinion on anything while shopping with her at the Sephora store.

Man’s fragrance #1: OMG! That smells like the school hallways!

Man’s fragrance #2: Ugh! That smells like somebody crapped in a flower pot!

Man’s fragrance #3: Oh, man! That smells like… there was this one day when the trashcan was on fire and this guy came out of the gym after PE but instead of showering, he just oversprayed himself with Axe… that smells like Axe-covered BO inside a trashcan on fire. But before the explosion.


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