Me: You live so close to the office that you could come home during lunch and do stuff you can’t get done at other times.
Brian: Like what?
Me: Like loaf. Or take a big dump. That kind of thing.
Me: Because that’s not the kind of thing you’d want to be doing at the office.
Brian: That’s just your meds talking.
Brian: That’s so bad, I can’t even blog it.
Me: Then the task falls to me.