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Reasons I flew United Airlines for the first time ever:

1) Southwest Airlines says its prices are so low, you don’t NEED a bereavement fare.

2) Delta Airlines apologizes, but says they don’t offer bereavement fares between Los Angeles and Louisville.

Reasons I won’t connect at O’Hare ever again:

1) Flight delays to the point of absurdity.

2) Multiple gate changes across different concourses.

3) Only one snack stand stocked with Diet Mt. Dew.

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