Reasons I flew United Airlines for the first time ever:
1) Southwest Airlines says its prices are so low, you don’t NEED a bereavement fare.
2) Delta Airlines apologizes, but says they don’t offer bereavement fares between Los Angeles and Louisville.
Reasons I won’t connect at O’Hare ever again:
1) Flight delays to the point of absurdity.
2) Multiple gate changes across different concourses.
3) Only one snack stand stocked with Diet Mt. Dew.