Ninja Wage had plans to shop at a local rummage sale this morning. He couldn’t face the day without his infusion of coffee. Coffee features prominently in the breakfasts of ninjas.
Once at the sale, Ninja Wage (or someone who sounds exactly like him) was overheard to say, “Even the movie The Thing didn’t have this many things!”
Ninja Wage quickly forgot that he was there to shop and fell back into ninja mode. He was last seen trying to adopt a disguise and blend in with the other rummagers.