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Why I can never take Marukan anywhere:

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} Yellow Punchbuggy, no tradebacks.

Marukan: …

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} Red Punchbuggy, no tradebacks.

Marukan: …

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} Gunmetal gray Punchbuggy, no tradebacks.

Marukan: …

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} Black Punchbuggy, no tradebacks.

Marukan: …

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} Silver Punchbuggy, no tradebacks.

Marukan: …

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} Mylanta blue convertible Punchbuggy, no tradebacks.

Marukan: …

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} Red Punchbuggy with flames painted on the side, no tradebacks.

Marukan: …

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} Dark blue Punchbuggy, no tradebacks.

Marukan: …

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} White Punchbuggy, no tradebacks.

Marukan: …

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} Green Punchbuggy, no tradebacks.

Marukan: …

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} Yet another yellow Punchbuggy, no tradebacks.

Marukan: …

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} Yet another black Punchbuggy, no tradebacks.

Marukan: …

Me: {punches Marukan in the leg} Oooh! Look! A Spadiddle, no tradebacks!

Marukan: {launches into an arm-flailing, obscenity-laced outburst that ends with} Get out of the car!

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