Me: Did you read the latest “Ask a Mexican” column in the LA Weekly?
Brian: Not yet.
Me: There’s a guy who wrote in asking why spics and micks get along so well. And the columnist corrected the submitter by saying that Mexicans are wabs, not spics. Who are the spics, then?
Brian: The spics built the Panama Canal.
Me: I haven’t heard this many racial slurs since All in the Family was cancelled.