116745111112731161

Special Phone Call With My Brother Edition!

Me: Are you at the airport?

Brother: Hell, no. I’m at home.

Me: Where’s your mother?

Brother: At the airport.

Me: …

Brother: I just drove up to the Departures terminal and rolled her out of the truck and came back to the house.

Me: …

Brother: You’ll need some kind of winch to lift all her luggage. Enjoy the next couple of weeks.

Me: This assures my seat in heaven, right? Right??

Brother: Mua-hahahaha! {click}

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s