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At PF Chang’s

Mother: Are the bathrooms here unisex?

Me: No.

Mother: Well, there was a man in the ladies’ room.

Me: Was it Brian?

Mother: No.

Me: Then how do you know you weren’t in the mens’ room?

Mother: …

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