Actual conversation on the first floor in front of the elevator at work:
Older Guy: I think I’ll go home.
Me: That sounds like a great idea.
OG: You have a beautiful smile.
Me: Thank you.
OG: Are those your natural teeth?
Me: Erm…yes. Yes, they are.
OG: Girl! You got it goin’ ON!
When I got back to my desk, I told the girl across from me about the exchange. She asked who the guy was and I told her he’d come out of the office on the first floor, so he wasn’t one of ours. She said she’d worked in this building for seven years and in all that time, absolutely no one from that office had EVER spoken to anyone from our office.
She also said that, based on that conversation, she was happy to continue the non-speaking tradition.