I had an idea for a new book called Snow Red and the Seven Menstrual Dwarves. I’m pitching it to people in the feminist press, since they’re the only ones who’d touch it with a ten-foot
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The story would be a post-modern fairy tale about a princess and her cycling friends. Each of these dwarves would be featured in turn as she invites them back to her pad:
Fernando the Pool Boy