What kind of s*ithole planet is this?!

I had an idea for a new book called Snow Red and the Seven Menstrual Dwarves. I’m pitching it to people in the feminist press, since they’re the only ones who’d touch it with a ten-foot fill in your own euphemism.

The story would be a post-modern fairy tale about a princess and her cycling friends. Each of these dwarves would be featured in turn as she invites them back to her pad:

Moody
Tearful
Grouchy
Bloaty
Crampy
Bloody
Fernando the Pool Boy

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2 responses to “What kind of s*ithole planet is this?!

  1. There was something in the air that night
    The stars were bright, Fernando
    They were shining there for you and me
    For liberty, Fernando
    Though I never thought that we could lose
    There’s no regret
    If I had to do the same again
    I would, my friend, Fernando
    Yes, if I had to do the same again
    I would, my friend, Fernando…

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