Mo’Nique: I just spent $1100 to have my car fixed and the check engine light came on again. I don’t have time for no broken down car. Now I have to pay even more to the shop to get it fixed.
Me: For that kind of money, you could’ve already bought a hoopty.
Mo’Nique: Hells, yeah. And it still would have been running.
Margarita: What is “hoopty”?
Mo’Nique: A bucket.
Margarita: A bucket?
Mo’Nique: A sled. A POS. A clunker.
Margarita: You cannot drive bucket.
Me: It’s just as well that you’re not fartcanning all the way in to the office, ’cause your hoopty be draggin’.