Monthly Archives: March 2007

Swan Minor

Memo to the guy who used to have my phone number (and you know who you are, because your friends read my blog and requested – LAST YEAR when I GOT THIS NUMBER – that I remove your real name from my posts because my statements about your inability to pay your debts might make you “look bad”):

1) Hertz called. Your long-term rental car is overdue. They need to speak with you. I’ve spoken with the Hertz people on a quarterly basis each time they call to say this. Each time, I tell them this isn’t your number. Each new time they call, they tell me you still give MY number out as yours.

2) Your veterinarian called. Your pets’ medications are ready at the front counter.

3) The pharmacy called. You need to get your own medications refilled.

4) Another collection agency called. You have another unpaid debt. Just sayin’. I’m not the one going around not paying and then complaining that someone says I don’t pay my bills and trying to blame “identity theft” for why I’m running up debts all over the place and hiding behind fake contact information.

Plate o’ shrimp

Honk if you just finished a lengthy discussion about rubber o-rings, then turned on your iPod to find Rubber Ring as the first song up on your shuffled tunes.

Just me, then?